You might think H1N1 is contagious, but even swine flu has a way to go before it can spread as fast as BS-information. Fox News has broken a hot story — apparently all this new found cleanliness and handwashing can have deadly consequences which we are only now learning about. According to this shocking story, there is a very real chance of damaging long-term side effects if you drink hand sanitizer or set fire to it. Please, warn your loved ones. Information — keeping you safe!
V.M Daniel Regents Professor of Information
This is good news to me. I hate hand sanitizers anyway. They smell gross and feel gross when going on. Also I hope a lot of kids didn’t see that vid and start making hand sanitizer flame throwers.